134- Crutch hitter
March 9th, 2011

134- Crutch hitter

The art on this page feels cartoonier than usual to me. I’m looking forward to finishing this comic so I won’t be drawing comics with many tiny panels on smallish paper anymore.

 

Some relevant links:

I have a bigcartel shop now. Right now it just has the TWIYEH prints, and it’ll probably mostly be TWIYEH stuff for a while.  I know a few people want a Cuanta Vida book, and though I’ll probably never make one, any other comics I print will be sold here. Shirts are still done through spreadshirt.

I also set up a Tumblr, a word I cannot type without putting in the E where it should naturally go. I don’t intend to use it much since I already have a blog/sketchblog on the front page of my site but I did plug in the main RSS feed so whenever I update it should post a link to the new thing.

^ 77 Comments...

  1. Grey

    Rojo's so serious, he had to capitalize 'Puta.'

  2. Hudda

    Panel 7-8, Rojo is a vampire!

  3. Monoke

    Jordi found his awesome for a moment but lost it again.

  4. inta

    Hell yeah Scout. Hell yeah.

  5. Some Fagola

    Holy crap… did Jordi take a knife to the hand? What a badass.

  6. Filia

    Well, Jordi, seeing that knife in your hand without a whine shows that being a punching bag to everyone actually paid off.

  7. Bazo

    ZOMG!!!! AWESOME!!!! 😀 New achievement: Crutch hitter!!!

  8. Comrade_Prozac

    Hand… Hand? HAND!!!

    Cut off his fingers!

  9. GreenSentry

    FUCK YEAH HES FINALY DEAD!!
    I FEEL LIKE IN HEAVEN

    and omfg jordi impaled hes own hand D:
    JORDI HAS BALLS OF STEEL!

  10. Orin J.

    Bleu: "Do you have any idea how much they've set me on fire since i got here? give me 'zat knife, you maniac!"

    also: someone pick that little prick up off the ground, Scooty-poof ain't no golfer over hea! he's going for the cheap seats!

  11. Orin J.

    it's the palm of the hand, but seriously, gonna lose a finger that way. D:

  12. Orin J.

    BONK!

  13. Orin J.

    well, it's possible his whines are up where only dogs can hear it, but still!

  14. @JeanJacket7

    So I read through this once and went "FUCK YEAH SCOUT!"

    And then I read it again and paid more attention and went "HIS HAND HIS FUCKING HAND D:"

    But I mean that in a good way.

  15. Jess

    Anybody elses heart pumping like crazy O_O

  16. LaGoingLoco

    Thinking that this comic will end makes me actually pretty sad.

    Oh well: Tumblr ftw. Added you right away :3

  17. 5cacti

    JESUS CHRIST ROJO LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN’ ZOMBIE.

  18. Sleepy_Eyes

    FUCK YEAH.

    That is all.

  19. Shadzii

    How can you be so sure he's dead? He was only head-butted and whacked with a crutch. Rojo's probably only unconscious.

  20. Shadzii

    Oh Rojo… I love ya, but you're an ass.

    I really dunno why, but I LOVE panel 2.

  21. DoctorLeft

    So did Jordi way back in comic 10.

  22. DoctorLeft

    Ah the phrase, "son of a whore" makes its return.

    Oh and everybody who thought terrible thing were going to happen were kind of right. It's just that they happened to Rojo instead. 'Bout time.

  23. Remi

    IM GONNA BEAT IN YOUR SKULL TILL I HIT TONSILS!

  24. Shatman

    Dead Ringer says hello.

  25. Qqtt991

    TAKE THAT, ROJO, YOU BITCH.

    Oh, and poor Jordi. Can’t forget about his friggin’ hand piercing. D:

    :V I can’t wait to see what happens to that jackass.

  26. Filia

    So, like, I was all happy this page finally gave Rojo some payback.

    But then someone mentionned Dead Ringer.

    And now I can't sleep well anymore.

  27. Loyal

    We already know he's using the regular spy watch (or possibly Cloak and Dagger) though, from the last page.

  28. Kaos

    Ah, but remember Filia, he cloaked before.
    He's either using a regular Spy watch or a Cloak & Dagger (as mentioned above) because of that fact. Dead Ringer doesn't cloak you until you get hit, and "Die".
    Plus, if he had a Dead Ringer, it would have activated when Jordi headbutted him.

  29. Spartin

    You don't have to use the DR on the first hit, in fact you shouldn't unless it's sure to be fatal. Additionally, I doubt he expected Jordi to turn around and headbutt him. However, he was previously using the C&D or normal watch and carrying around two watches is really strange so I don't think he has it with him.

  30. kjaska

    Nearly jumped up in the middle of class to yell, "Hell yeah! HOMERUN!!!"

  31. CommanderCooper

    No way in hell Red Death is going to die today. Bleu is too nice for that.

    Yes, Bleu is probably going to prevent the death of the guy who crippled 3 of his friends, one of which died shortly after.

  32. Chaney

    =O.O=

    That is all. <3

    (Also, I love this comic so much!!)

  33. Mako

    Take him back to the crew so they can take turns kicking him in the teeth.

  34. Damien

    Ouch, knife in the hand. At least it wasn't the back.

    Also, Rojo looks like a vampire in panel 7. Not one of kytri's vampires, but still pretty vampiric-looking.

  35. Octochan

    HELLS YEAH

    Mess 'im up, Scout!

  36. Jia_Mekare

    OH FUCK YES. Scout you are AWESOME. Jordi, Way to act on your Spah Senses. You two are both SO AWESOME IT HURTS. In Jordi's case literally. (Srsly why the left hand?)
    Unrelated, but seriously how many times has Rojo had copious amounts of blood on his face during this comic? It feels like a lot

  37. Krentist

    Why do I feel like Rojo's going to get Scout in the next page D:

  38. Bagelsan

    Because this comic has given you PTSD? ;p

  39. kittengrl39

    Let me take a moment here.
    OMG OMG OMG FFFF BADASS JORDI ROJO GETTING STOMPED ASFDHSFJHGHJKLGJ;L BEST PAGE EVER
    Okay. I'm good.
    But… why, Jordi?! I understand that you hate killing, but seriously, what reason could you possibly have to NOT kill the man who intended to leave every one of your teammates in horrible agony?! And tortured you without a second thought? Better be a damn good reason. Like, a he-can-help-get-us-out-of-here reason.

  40. juli

    right here

  41. Cho

    Jordi. Do NOT stop Scout. Jeremy. You didn't hear Jordi just now; swing away.

    That dude Rojo is bad news all over; there is nothing salvageable about him. He's too dangerous, you can't talk reason to him because he has so "drunk the Koolade", AND he's a psychopath.

    He WON'T HELP YOU.

  42. veran

    he will help them die though :3 (if given the chance)

    also; AMAGAD KNIFE TO THE HAND D:

  43. Munch

    I wouldn't mind a boyfriend like Scout watching my back. 😉
    What a relief that neither one of them was stabbed!

  44. SOMEONE

    Ow!!!!! if Rojo is alive i think his head is pounding real hard and has Peeps flying around his head Hell yeah GO JEREMY!

  45. AliJ5533

    Yeah, I was confused about that when I saw it last page, but it's from piggy-backing a bleeding Sniper.

  46. Epic Eric

    Rojo is a zombie, Jeremy wanna double-tap.

  47. DrMengele

    I like this cartoonier style, personally

  48. DiaBEEtus

    The sound of Rojo's pointy fecking nose cracking is so satisfying.
    Shadenfreude!

  49. Failscout, Drikanyx

    I must admit, panel 7 made me shrink back in my chair and whimper, and it takes a lot to freak me out. *shudder* I don't blame Jordi for standing there eyes wide. T__T Bloody!Rojo will be in my nightmares…

    On a side note: FUCK YEAH JEREMY. <3

  50. watehfreak

    Because he is a Jedi.

  51. Paxxy

    OohhhHHHHH MY GOOOODDD ROJO WANTS TO EAT US!!!

  52. Jordan

    Please don’t be a Dead ringer…

  53. Slashfilledmind

    BASH, BASH, BASH!

  54. DJTrickyM

    4th panel LOL i dont understand why red spah is all y-you in 4th panel…esplain plz!

  55. lolli99

    He couldn't believe Jordi took a friggin' knife in his hand and didn't even budge… not even a "pute de la mere" for that matter 😀

  56. Sniper008

    Oh yeah ! Thanks… now I know :)

  57. Sniper008

    We all know that Rojo is using regular spy watch or Cloak and Dagger…. + he dont know where is RED engineer to build a Dead Ringer for him.. :)

  58. Sniper008

    I throught Rojo thinks Jordi is DEAD >:O
    That Pyro killed him :-/

  59. Sniper008

    nuuuuuuuuuuu

  60. solidork

    Swing away Scout. Swing away.

  61. sock

    bonk

  62. GreenSentry

    you guys thumbed me down 3 times only because of my 1st sentence?
    i posted that comment right after reading this update without even thinking.

    get some damn lives

  63. GreenSentry

    Don't forget his head cracking like an egg in panel 6

  64. Lost Experiment

    Wow, did Bleu FINALLY take a level in badass? FINALLY?

    See, that's right, don't kill him. It'll be less kind in the long run. He's going to have to live with the memory of having the snot kicked out of him by a crippled kid.

    …and we have beaten up Rojo (again) Panel 134 Wins Several Internets.

  65. Lost Experiment

    I was going say "Because then Rojo will have to live with the knowledge that he got beaten up by someone who is generally a pacifist and a crippled kid."

    …but I like your idea better.

  66. Jordan

    “Looks like he freed the beast all over the back of his head.” – Brian Griffin

  67. Rodrigo

    MY BALLS! THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!

  68. Shadzii

    Calm down. Perhaps you need to get out yourself. I made my comment because I've SEEN people's heads get cracked open.

  69. GreenSentry

    Goddammit i always mis-read this title as "Crutch hitler".

  70. AustynD

    Umm…Bleu's left hand. 'Nuff said.

  71. AustynD

    I have no idea why Bleu would stop Jeremy here. Only reason he should be stopping scout is if he's the one wanting to bash Rojo's head in. Or offer a cleaner alternative. So far the BLU team has lost Sniper, Engineer lost a hand, and scout's been (possibly permanently) crippled. All by the same guy. I think a sicko like him deserves a bashed-in skull. Unless they're thinking of keeping him tied up and alive for the sake of no replacements, and irony. But still, there's the matter of further BLU replacements making it there, if ever.

  72. Mr. K

    My Hopes/Prediction: "Scout, wait… Let me do it!"

    Reality: "Scout, wait… *explains why they should be the better man and either leave him, let him bleed out, or help him… Damn Logic, always bringing reason into the equation*

  73. Bob

    I second this.

  74. Bob

    It's the other way round
    Rojo thinks Pyro is dead. (which he is) and that Jordi killed him (which he did).

  75. Panic

    I read this all in one sitting. Devoured it. Om nom nom delicious.

    But, besides how awesome this was, I do have one comment. Or, rather, a series of comments:
    AAAAGH. NOOO. NOT THE ONE PERSON ON BLU WHO WASN'T CRIPPLED (ignoring the fact t
    hat three of them are still not in fact crippled). WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE THE LEFT HAND. THAT'S SO… UNCOOL.

    [/lipwobble] How the fuck are they supposed to drive now? One of them can't (or rather, won't be able to) turn the steering wheel properly, and the other can't use the pedals properly. Goddammit. Now I foresee this all ending with Blu Spy and Scout dying of dehydration in the van in the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, and that just isn't cool.

    NO, SCOUT. DON'T YOU DARE WAIT. SMASH HIS SKULL IN. SMASH THAT SHIT RIGHT. THE. FUCK. IN.

    Random two am ranting aside: keep up the good work!! <33

  76. qqtt991

    Well if they’re going to drive the van in their current state, Jeremy will have to sit in Jordi’s lap and work the wheel while Jordi works the pedals. TEAMWORK!

  77. qqtt991

    I always misread it as Crotch Hitter.